my favorite boy. don't remind me.

June 23, 2003 | 11:02 pm

if i get ANY MORE MAIL from people with the same last name as my favorite boy that i'll NEVER see again, i SWEAR i will kill someone.

... with the letter opener, even....

OR

if i get any mail that involves his last name as part of a town/city or street name, i will ALSO kill someone.

...yet again, with the letter opener...

i swear, at least 5 times a day this happens. i've never even known anyone else with his last name.

don't get me wrong, his last name is common, but still, i personally have never known anyone else with his last name.

ugh, why'd he have to be so beautiful and so great? *sniffle*

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